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Contagion Haiku Review

A door handle or
a coffee cup can kill you. 
Globalisation. 

Soderburgh suggests:
it’s all Gwyneth Paltrow’s fault.
(I blame Coldplay, too)

Their only hope is 
science and the government. 
Rick Perry? Response? 

Soderburgh can make
bureaucracy seem sexy, 
Damon seem puffy. 

John Hawkes: always good.
Jude Law: bad teeth, good accent.
Larry Fishburne’s jaw.

Hollywood actors 
in a Hollywood movie. 
Hollywood ending? 

What if the virus
struck the Oceans 11
crew? Can Clooney die?

In addition to writing haikus Jeff Stern acts in and directs movies and teaches people how to make them at Bentley University. He lives in Cambridge with his wife and son near a bunch of baseball diamonds.  His website is thegoodoldfuture.com.